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Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!
~Dexter Kozen

No life ever grows great until it is
focused, dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.

You are the reason
why I have sleepless nights.

You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.

And you are the reason
I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.

Every new day
Is a new chapter of life
Bringing new topics
New moments 4 life
I wish 2day all the good
Moments approach
Why to make your day joyful

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

FriendShip is a network that needs..
NO Recharge!
NO Roaming!
NO Validity!
NO activation!
NO Signal prbms!
Just don’t switch off ur Heart…

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″

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Effort is important,
but knowing where
to make an effort
in your life
makes all the difference.

Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.

You are the smartest n sweetest person I ever know!
Really.
kya hua?
Yaqeen nahin aata?
Chand sitaron ki qasam!…

Oh God
Yeh chand sitaray kahan ghayab ho gayai?

Some people hurt by words & some by action…
But the biggest hurt i believe is
that someone ignoring u
when u value them bigger than anything else!

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