imChill in sMs

Your network tariff has changed!

2010-01-16T13:13:00.000-08:00

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Tonight is Halloween!

2010-01-16T13:12:00.002-08:00

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!”
~Dexter Kozen

No life ever grows great

2010-01-16T13:12:00.000-08:00

No life ever grows great until it is
focused, dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights.

2010-01-16T13:11:00.001-08:00

You are the reason
why I have sleepless nights.
You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.
And you are the reason
I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.

Every new day

2010-01-16T13:10:00.002-08:00

Every new day
Is a new chapter of life
Bringing new topics
New moments 4 life
I wish 2day all the good
Moments approach
Why to make your day joyful

Get well quick, u lazy bum,

2010-01-16T13:10:00.000-08:00

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

2010-01-16T13:09:00.001-08:00

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

FriendShip is a network that needs

2010-01-16T13:08:00.002-08:00

FriendShip is a network that needs..
NO Recharge!
NO Roaming!
NO Validity!
NO activation!
NO Signal prbms!
Just don’t switch off ur Heart…

Love is an illusion!

2010-01-16T13:08:00.000-08:00

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

A genius is a person….

2010-01-16T13:07:00.001-08:00

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

Scratch it on EID

2010-01-16T13:06:00.003-08:00

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.::. EiD MUBARAK .::.

Effort is important

2010-01-16T13:06:00.001-08:00

Effort is important,
but knowing where
to make an effort
in your life
makes all the difference.

Not only for Christmas

2010-01-16T13:03:00.002-08:00

Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.

You are the smartest n sweetest person I ever know!

2010-01-16T13:03:00.000-08:00

You are the smartest n sweetest person I ever know!
Really.
kya hua?
Yaqeen nahin aata?
Chand sitaron ki qasam!…
Oh God
Yeh chand sitaray kahan ghayab ho gayai?

Some hurt by word some by action

2010-01-16T13:02:00.001-08:00

Some people hurt by words & some by action…
But the biggest hurt i believe is
that someone ignoring u
when u value them bigger than anything else!

The Game

2010-01-16T13:01:00.002-08:00

I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!

Happy birthday to you

2010-01-16T13:01:00.000-08:00

Happy birthday to you,
Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.
Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared.

Baarisho’n k mausam main

2010-01-16T13:00:00.000-08:00

Yaadai’n jaag jati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main
Har ghari satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main
Shaambhi kisi surat
Chain se nahi kat’ti
Subhai’n bhi satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main
Zehen k jharokey main
Jab koi sada ubhrey
Aankhai’n bheeg jati hyn
Baarisho’n k mausam main

99/100 idiots would try it.

2010-01-16T12:59:00.001-08:00

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Marriage is that relation between

2010-01-16T12:53:00.002-08:00

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

A junior needs a name

2010-01-16T12:53:00.000-08:00

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

Akshay A Big Star

2009-09-07T00:20:00.000-07:00

Why Akshay Kumar's wife is not a big star as he is?

Because

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star! :-)

Pathan Waiting 4 Train

2009-09-07T00:19:00.000-07:00

Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife

Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"

Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:

Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.

Love kaisay hota hai?

2009-08-18T00:14:00.000-07:00

Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya

William S*xfear

2009-08-18T00:10:00.001-07:00

“zindgi ki race main 1st anay k liye hamesha ye soch kar bhago k peche l*n hai.
Agar rukay to gand main ghus jaye ga

A Man jumps into bed and start

2009-08-18T00:08:00.001-07:00

A man jumps into bed & starts s*x.
Women in bed says:Jija jee mein aap ki biwi nahe sali hoon RADHA!!!
Man:Ab kahan ki RADHA jab ghus gaya aadha….!

A man with wife adhi raat ko

2009-08-18T00:06:00.000-07:00

Aadi raat ko aadmi apni Moti Biwi se: Begum! Sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum?
Biwi: EK dum.
Aadmi: To phir apni doosri taang bhi mere ooper rakh do.

Larki ka r*pe

2009-08-18T00:05:00.000-07:00

1 daku larki ka rap kr raha hota hai
Rap k doran wo larki se poochta hai
Tumara boy friend kaha hai
Larki kahti hai
Tum skoon se ch*do wo gan*o sms par raha hai

Doctor and Check up

2009-08-08T07:32:00.000-07:00

Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu se
Smell aati hy
.
Dr.
“kamal hy jb main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”

Walima k Din

2009-07-24T12:09:00.001-07:00

Walima k Din sassur punjabi damaad say:
Aray miya such batao tum ne humari bitya ko kesa paya,

Damaad: Buzurgo sach pucho to 3 wari aggon paya te 2 wari picho paya

Nurse:Sir 22 no bed waley patient ka

2009-07-24T11:55:00.001-07:00

Nurse:Sir 22 no bed waley patient ka 4 dafa BP check kia,
her dafa barh jata hai …

Docter: Ab check karo to apni Shirt k uper k 3 button band ker leyna…

Girl: Tum itney kalay Q ho?

2009-07-24T11:51:00.000-07:00

Girl: Tum itney kalay Q ho?
Boy: Bus aise hi
Girl: Batau na
Boy: Kala hoon to is main tere bap ka kia jata hai?
Girl: Merey baap ka jata to itne kalay na hotay ..!!

Gareeb shohor bola

2009-07-23T04:32:00.001-07:00

Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge….

Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi……………………-

King Size Filter

2009-07-23T04:31:00.001-07:00

1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:

oh “Red&White”

Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:

:King Size Filter”

Bikhari

2009-07-23T04:25:00.000-07:00

Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari; kuch de do.
Ladki; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki; kal aana sos laga ke dungi.

Officer to Sardar

2009-07-22T19:09:00.000-07:00

Officer: Tumhy Airhostes ne Thapar Q mara?

Sardar: uski Qamiz hip mai ghusi the,

maine bahir nikali to vo ghusy sy
dekhny lage,

Phir?Maine wapis ghusa de,

Na mumkin hai

2009-07-22T19:08:00.001-07:00

Teacher: macharon ko peda hoone se rokna hoga.

Student:ye to na mumkin hai.

Teacher:kuon?

Student:itna chota condom kisi ka baap nhi bana sakta..!

Bus Stop per ;

2009-07-22T19:06:00.001-07:00

Bus Stop per ;

Larka larki say bola;Sandle bohat achi pehni hai

larki: Utar kar dikhaun kya??

larka; is say ziyada achi to shalwar pehni hay..

Milk n Juice

2009-07-22T19:05:00.001-07:00

Sardar B.V se:
Tum Baby ko kya pilati ho?
Wife: Doodh or Orange Juice.
Sardar: Oye! Tu ne Kabhi bataya nahi,
Orange Juice kis Side Se Aata Hai.

13 saal se pehle

2009-07-22T19:03:00.001-07:00

Student:Miss ladkiyon ko 13 saal se pehle bachha nahi hota na?

Miss:Ha,beta nahi hota.

Student: to apni beti ko samjhaiye faaltu mein dar rahi ha.

Raat 3 Bajay Unknwn number

2009-07-22T18:58:00.001-07:00

Raat 3 Bajay Unknwn number se phone aya
Hello! yahan SHAGUFTA MEHFOOZ rehti hain?

AWAZ AAI
SALAY Raat K 3 Bajay SHAGUFTA Mere pas Hoti to Kiya MEHFOOZ rehti?

mai car k neche ajaoon tu

2009-07-22T18:56:00.000-07:00

Girl1: mai car k neche ajaoon tu colege se 1mah ki chuti..
Girl2: mai bus k neche ajaoon tu 2mah ki chuti..
Boy: tm dono mere neche ajao tu 9,9 mah ki chuti ;

Techer to boy

2009-07-22T18:55:00.000-07:00

Techer to boy:
"Khamosh ho jao, nahi to Khara kr doon gi."
.

All the Boyz shouted,

"Pehlay mera
Pehlay mera...":-);-)

Newton ne apple niche girte

2009-07-22T18:54:00.001-07:00

Newton ne apple niche girte dekha aur GRAVITY discover ki.

Koi us GADHEY se ye puche k ABEY SAALAY!
25 saal se POTTY karta tha to wo kya UPER JATI THI ?

Abbay andhay

2009-07-22T18:52:00.001-07:00

Nurse gave newborn baby to sardar, He screamed "Puttar hua hay! Puttar hua hay!"

Nurse shouted: "Abbay andhay, larki hui hai, meri ungli chor..

delivery report

2009-07-22T18:45:00.000-07:00

Tumhary saath kia masla hai?
har wakt pregnent rehti ho
jab bhi tumhain sms kia, tumhari delivery report aa jati hai.

Boy: BUS aur Girl Rakshay

2009-07-22T18:43:00.001-07:00

Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain…

Bacha nikal jaye ga

2009-07-22T18:41:00.001-07:00

School mein bachay kay papa nay teacher say kahaa:
Madam jee Thodee ap koshish karoo,
thodee hum kartay hein,
bachaa tou nikal hee jaye gaa...!

Pani ka DAR

2009-07-22T18:40:00.002-07:00

Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi...

Doctor

2009-07-22T18:40:00.001-07:00

Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu se Smell aati hy
Dr.
kamal hy jb main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi..

Car WALA

2009-07-22T18:35:00.000-07:00

Raat ko 1 larki na car ko rukne ka ishara kia,
Car kareeb aa ke ruki to larki boli"oh em sorry! mai samjhi taxi hai"
Car wala bola, " mein b yahi samjha tah"

Kuri Ne Tenu Thapar Kiyoon Maraya?

2009-07-22T05:59:00.000-07:00

Bus Driver:
Kuri Ne Tenu Thapar Kiyoon Maraya?

Conductor:
Paani Wala Daba Kuri Di Seat Thalay C Mein Keya Bibi Zara Lattaan Chukna Mein Apna Pani Kadna Aay ;->

T20

2009-07-16T11:01:00.003-07:00

Boy:Mai 20 year ka hoon,tum kitny ki ho?
Girl:Mein b 20 year ki hoon.
Boy:Tou phir chalen?
Girl:Kahan?
Boy:Bedroom mein
Girl:Q?
Boy:20 20 khelne....

Maza

2009-07-16T11:01:00.001-07:00

Husband: darling tum pepsi ki tarah ho jitna piyun aur maza aata hai
Wife: hubby tum slice ki tarah ho jab maza aanay lagta hai khatam ho jata hai !!!!!

A Kiss

2009-07-16T11:00:00.001-07:00

Mom:kyun rotey ho?
son:dad ne muje kiss nhi di
Mom:tumne tables nhi sunaye hoge.
son:Kaam wali ko kaunse tables aatey he?

Wedding Night

2009-07-16T10:55:00.000-07:00

Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola

"ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai"

dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho nichay library me aag lagi hoi he

Milk Milk

2009-07-16T10:54:00.000-07:00

Khan ki biwi aadhi raat ko chillanay lagi

khan ji jaldi uttho billi sara doodh pee gaye

Khan:Ulloo ki patthi kitni bar kaha hai kameez pehan kar soya kar

DaRrrrrRrRrr

2009-07-16T10:52:00.001-07:00

Ek aurat apne bachey ke saath Pathan ke khiloney ki dukan pe gayi.
Bache ne zid ki ke khilona lena hai.
Aurat ne kaha: Khan sahab issey darao.
Khan sahab bola: Chup behench*d zid karta hai, ainda kiya to tumhara maa ko ch*d de ga.
Aurat boli: Bus khan sahab ab to is ki maa bhi darr gayi hai.

Uncle with butha

2009-07-16T10:51:00.001-07:00

Aik bacha aunty ki chaddi pe ishaara ke ke bola: Is me kya hai??

Aunty: Is mein Aag hai.

Bacha: Meri mungphali sek do.

Aunty: No beta shaam ko uncle is me bhutta sekenge.

Angootha

2009-07-16T10:50:00.001-07:00

Mom to kid : jo bache angootha chooste hain unka pait phool jata hai .

Aik din bache ne Aik pregnant aurat ko dekha aur kaha:

Muje pata hai tum kya Chusti ho.

Will U dance

2009-07-16T10:49:00.000-07:00

At a dance Party

Boy asks a girl:Will U dance with me?
Girl:Mai bachy k sath dance nhi karti!
Boy:So sorry mujhy nhi pata tha k aap pregnant hain!

Male / Female

2009-07-16T10:48:00.000-07:00

Boy:Bus male hoti hai ya female

Girl:Female

Boy:Why?

Girl:Us pe sub charhty hain

Boy:Tou wo Pregnant kyn nhi hoti

Girl:Stupid saray mard pechay sai charhty hain

Arz kiya hai!

2009-07-16T10:47:00.000-07:00

Arz kiya hai!

Jhalak kafi hai dil ka mareez banane ke liye,

Wah Wah Wah

Tune itni bari shalwar pehni hai

Itni choti si cheez chupane ke liye.

a fight one night

2009-07-10T05:38:00.001-07:00

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none

girlfriend

2009-07-10T05:37:00.001-07:00

Father: You should marry this girl.
She is Kalavati, Gunwanti and Roopmati.

Son: I'll have to marry my girlfriend coz she's Garbhavati.

Aadami & Aurat?

2009-07-10T05:33:00.000-07:00

Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.

Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai..

Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!

2009-07-10T05:32:00.000-07:00

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…

Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

teenage daughter

2009-07-10T05:31:00.000-07:00

Mother, to her teenage daughter, -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.

Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?

security guard

2009-07-10T05:29:00.002-07:00

Sardar: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Sardar: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!

customers’ complaints

2009-07-10T05:29:00.001-07:00

A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n

these r customers’ complaints

What is your caste

2009-07-10T05:28:00.001-07:00

Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

2 Lovers Went 2 c film

2009-07-06T04:36:00.000-07:00

2 Lovers Went 2 c film
a mosquito enters into boy’s pent
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n guess Where it bites?
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Naughty mind,
alWays think bad!
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it bites on . .
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Girl’s hand…

Boy ,Aunti and Fruit Chaat

2009-07-06T04:35:00.001-07:00

Boy:
Aunti apan fruit chaat ki dukan kholien gay.

Anti:
Lekin customer kaisay ayain gay?

Boy:
Main aawaz lagaon ga,
“10 rupey mey” Anti ki Chaat lo.:)

1 aurat najumi se

2009-07-06T04:30:00.000-07:00

1 aurat najumi se, kia mere haath mei dolat ki lakir hy?
Najomi
Yes ap k pas dolat ki do lakire hy 1
agay 2sri piche Ab apki marzi hy jis se marzi dolat kamao

shopkeeper jump

2009-07-06T00:56:00.001-07:00

1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!

Arz kia hai

2009-07-06T00:51:00.000-07:00

Arz kia hai
Pink lips are the girls beauty…
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the girls beauty..
And kissing them is boys duty..!

Story of Kisses:

2009-07-06T00:49:00.000-07:00

When u kiss an american girl
she said "Kiss me hard"

Indian girl "Kiss me soft"

Pakistani girl "jaldi karo Ammi a jayengi

New married Lark

2009-07-06T00:48:00.001-07:00

New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha

Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?

Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree

Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Larki : Chatt aur Pankha

• Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe

2009-07-04T02:06:00.000-07:00

Kyunki
Ghalib Ne Arz Kiya Hai

Raat Bhar Sharab Pi, Rat Cut Gai
Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai

A Man to his Wife very sweetly

2009-07-02T01:00:00.000-07:00

A Man to his Wife..very sweetly: Darling r u free tonight?
Wife: saale.. Free ke bache.. Aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hain tere se.. !!

Nasibo Lal Song

2009-07-02T00:59:00.000-07:00

Picho lagya na kar meri jan sajna,ago hel janda a pora saman sajana..
picho lagdey nai musalman sajna menu lagna tu ha koi pathan sajna.

bet of boy and girl

2009-07-02T00:56:00.000-07:00

boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ….
girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta…
.boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki ….
girl says ok….boy kissed girl titely….
girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai …..
boy say ye loo 20 rupay

larka larki went on date

2009-07-02T00:52:00.000-07:00

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,
Baap: Kaha Ho?
Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu
Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae

One Nangi Larki In Bar

2009-07-02T00:51:00.001-07:00

1 Nangi larki ne Bar me Pac ka order dia!
Waiter dekhta reh geya.
Larki: Kabhi nangi larki nhi dekhi?
Waiter: Han dekhi hai but Main soch raha hon, tu paisy kahan se nikalegi.

Punjabi sms convertor

2009-07-02T00:48:00.000-07:00

Teacher: go, went gone ko punabi main convert karo,
Student: O gaya, O nass gaya, O pharo Udi Pen nuu…..
Ha ha ha….

Style Of Purposing

2009-07-02T00:46:00.000-07:00

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina haiti dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

Nadia kia hai?

2009-07-02T00:45:00.000-07:00

Teacher to sardar:
Nadia rozana larkoun say baat karti hai batao
iss main nadia kia hai?
Sardar: iss main nadia bagairat hai

send me a brother

2009-07-02T00:43:00.000-07:00

A small kid wrote to Santa Claus,
“Send Me A Brother”
Santa wrote back,
“Send Me Your Mother”

Roz Subha Subha

2009-07-02T00:42:00.000-07:00

2 women talks:
1st: Roz subha mera Doodh wala bohat Dabata hai
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“Bel”
2nd: Mera tu Paper wala acha hai bilkul bhi nahi Dabata Nechey se hi Daal deta hai
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“Paper”

Do u Know

2009-07-02T00:39:00.001-07:00

kia Aap ko Pata Hai?
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WABDA walo ko Itna Bara Keera Hai.

Catch her by her waist

2009-06-29T07:37:00.001-07:00

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Girls are like phones

2009-06-29T07:36:00.001-07:00

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!

He came at night

2009-06-29T07:32:00.000-07:00

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

Save your Money

2009-06-29T07:31:00.001-07:00

Sex is good
sex is funny
many people sex for money
but if you think sex is funny
then do it yourself and save your money.

Friend

2009-06-29T07:28:00.000-07:00

Ur my

Funny,
Understanding,
Cute,
Kind,
Intelligent,
Naughty,
Great,
Sweet,
Honest,
Independent,
Truthful friend

in short u r my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend.

What’s an average 6 inch long

2009-06-29T07:27:00.001-07:00

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants
and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Remove my nighty

2009-06-29T07:22:00.000-07:00

Wife:-remove my nighty.
Husband:-OK,
Wife:-remove my panty,
Husband:-OK. Wife:-remove my bra,
Husband:-OK.
. . .
. . .
. . .
Wife:-Don’t wear my cloths next time.

Love kaisay hota hai?

2009-06-28T07:28:00.001-07:00

Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya

Short thing gets longer

2009-06-28T07:25:00.000-07:00

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

cars seat belt…u dirty mind