Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya

“zindgi ki race main 1st anay k liye hamesha ye soch kar bhago k peche l*n hai.
Agar rukay to gand main ghus jaye ga

A man jumps into bed & starts s*x.
Women in bed says:Jija jee mein aap ki biwi nahe sali hoon RADHA!!!
Man:Ab kahan ki RADHA jab ghus gaya aadha….!

Aadi raat ko aadmi apni Moti Biwi se: Begum! Sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum?
Biwi: EK dum.
Aadmi: To phir apni doosri taang bhi mere ooper rakh do.

1 daku larki ka rap kr raha hota hai
Rap k doran wo larki se poochta hai
Tumara boy friend kaha hai
Larki kahti hai
Tum skoon se ch*do wo gan*o sms par raha hai

Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu se
Smell aati hy
.
Dr.
“kamal hy jb main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”