Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

Sex is good
sex is funny
many people sex for money
but if you think sex is funny
then do it yourself and save your money.

Ur my

Funny,
Understanding,
Cute,
Kind,
Intelligent,
Naughty,
Great,
Sweet,
Honest,
Independent,
Truthful friend

in short u r my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend.

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants
and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Wife:-remove my nighty.
Husband:-OK,
Wife:-remove my panty,
Husband:-OK. Wife:-remove my bra,
Husband:-OK.
. . .
. . .
. . .
Wife:-Don’t wear my cloths next time.

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

cars seat belt…u dirty mind